Today is my anniversary! I have been in the French Alps one whole week, and so far so good. The sun is beating down, the sky is blue and it's -5c. The only problem is there is no white stuff, no snow, no powder, so the clients are complaining. In fact the locals are complaining, as are the workforce. For someone like me, who has spent most his life in Africa hiding from snow and anything else remotely cold, this is hard to understand. It seems everybody (except me) is here for the snow, how bizarre. Whenever people ask me if I ski or board and I answer in the negative, they look at me as if I'm insane. For those of you who haven't read my previous blogs on this subject, I am here to transfer people to and from the snow and therefore make some money.
I have had a strange week of training, some interesting some boring. The thing is, airport transfers are airport transfers. They work the same which ever country you are in during peacetime and lets face it, it's always going to be pretty much war free in Geneva. So all the theory training was something that’s become second nature to me, after 8 years doing the same or similar in London (currently not war free). Hence the first two days of this week were boring. On the third day we started to learn where all the chalets are that we have to pick up from and drop of to. This was a mind fuck! Up hills,down hills,across streams, down lanes. Dodgy driveways and impossible approaches are the norm and many chalets do not have names outside because of elitism or some such bollocks. So that is going to be interesting as time goes by.
Thursday, nervous and worried as it's Alpine Driving Course day. Classroom and then assessment with experienced British Traffic Cops. All these guys are qualified advanced drivers and Police accident inspectors, daunting; But not for me, thirty odd years of driving never had or knowingly caused an accident, yeah right! I was fine but some of the kids were worried. Yes kids, did I mention there are only three of us of middle years and two of them have been driving in the Alps for years. As I am self employed and have my own minibus I had to be tested separately, so was left until last, thats nerve racking!. Eventually it was my turn, I walked positively over to my van and suddenly realised I'd walked to the wrong side. There was no steering wheel there!! I swung into chauffeur mode and opened the door and stood back allowing the examiner to climb into the vehicle, then jogged around to the other side. Phew! After the initial scare it came together fine and the general rules are common sense and slow driving.
On Friday we all tootled of down the mountain to learn the pro's and con's of Geneva airport. Now remember, the mountain is in France and the airport in Switzerland. Consequently two insurances, two national speed limits. No three, France has two national speed limits; And god along with Sarkosy, know how the road tax works. There are police and border patrol everywhere, they just look at us with “I'll have you when you least expect it” eyes. We have to carry passport, drivers licence,insurance, work sheet and French mobile at all times. If work sheet isn't up to date and your stopped, big trouble!! Driving times and rest times are complex and I can't blame the French or Swiss for this, as it is governed by the EU. So the famous bureaucracy begins!
First transfer also, yesterday. A bunch of mad Ukrainians lost and legless, but rareing to go. No transfers today, Saturday, but a few tomorrow. So far so good!!
Evenings? Just me, Planet Rock, and Cadbury the cat. Landlady still flying. Bit lonely but I'll manage.
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